Hi. My name is Ray Tard Jr. In case you wonder if I'm a real human. No. I am better than the human specie. I am a troll.
I welcome my self to this Philippine tech blog site, techboba.
I am the best thing that will happen to your Filipino internet technology. I am the most sought-after tech evangelist. Oh wait, does tech exist in the Philippines?
I am an expert in the Web 2.0 technology. I have a basecamp account, you know that web-based app from that 'Less is More' religion. I am currently involved with a productivity life-changing social network site which can save lives, whales, and end hunger.
I am an expert in design. I know IA, UI, IXD, UX, BS to ABC designing. I read 'Don't Make Me Think' book -- the book that confirms how humans are such naturally dumb.
I have a very rare valued social media skill. I am unique because I am an anti-social media expert. Humans are by nature social so any human can be social media expert, but not anti-social media expert.
I am a start-up adviser. All people who wants to build the next Google come to me.
And, I believe that the next best thing is mobile, which is older than Steve-Jobs technology. And, that soon the SEO / SEM / Pro-blogger experts will soon be expert mobile app makers.
I am the BS in BS.
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